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Well, the presidential race is starting to heat up and get interesting - so I figured it was only appropriate that we start featuring a few election t-shirts here on ChewingGlass Tees.

So for the first featured election t-shirt I couldn’t find a more appropriate one than the ‘Who Gives A Shit in ‘08′ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. I mean, you could get a Hillary T-Shirt or an Obama T-Shirt or whoever the fuck the Republican’s are putting up, but with this one you could show your support for every candidate.

And that’s the important thing right? Show that you’re an American with your ‘Who gives a Shit in ‘08′ T-Shirt.

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Funny Stoner T-Shirts

Here’s a listing of our favorite funny stoner t-shirts that we’ve featured here at ChewingGlass Tees. All of these funny t-shirts are available in a variety of colors and styles and make great gifts for your smoking buddies, or for yourself - hey, you have to treat yourself once in a while, right!?

High ‘…as a kite’ T-Shirt

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‘Can’t We All Just Get A Bong’ T-Shirt

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‘4:21 - It Took Me A Minute To Find My Bong’ T-Shirt

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‘Drugs - Responsible For Teaching America The Metric System’ T-Shirt

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‘The Dope Man Cometh’ T-Shirt

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As far as stoner t-shirts go, I think this is a great one. “The Dope Man Cometh” T-Shirt from Crack Smokin’ Tees is a perfect gift for you toking buddies.

I love the look of this t-shirt - old school CIA type dude smoking his pipe.

Brilliant.

I guess Santa was busy - but that’s ok because this is alright, although I don’t know how I feel about my mom in a lesbian relationship. Though I suppose if she were going to be in a lesbian relationship, Mrs. Claus isn’t a bad choice - though hopefully the drawing in the ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus’ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell is proportionally correct as it might not be as fun if Mrs. Claus looks like Mr. Claus.

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Anybody that can take a photo like this and still be a huge freakin’ rock star in Germany deserves their own t-shirt.

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I mean, who wears a leather coat and speedo trunks, puts their hands on their hips, and grows more body hair than Chewbaca? And still command thousands of screaming Germans!?

The Hasselhoff - that’s who.

So that’s why today we bring you the ‘Don’t Hassel The Hoff’ T-Shirt from Busted Tees. You wish you were as cool as him.

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Oh yeah, a new Knight Rider Movie and possibly series next year! Holy Crap! Yes!

Here’s a new one just in time for the holidays - the “Santa Claus Is Coming” T-Shirt from Busted Tees. This would be perfect for grandma - she could wear her Christmas sweater over it.

I’m not quite sure why they didn’t use the full title of the song “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” though. Perhaps to save some ink - I don’t know. But it sure is a good looking t-shirt.

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zazzle

Zazzle’s popularity in the online shopping and custom design marketplace is increasing daily. Similar to CafePress, Zazzle offers a number of features that set it apart.

In addition to custom t-shirt designs, you can create and modify a number of products including:

  • bags
  • hats
  • aprons
  • ties
  • greeting cards
  • post cards
  • official U.S. Postage stamps
  • Posters
  • Canvas Prints
  • Framed Prints
  • Photo Prints
  • Photo Enlargements
  • Calendars
  • Mousepads
  • Mugs
  • Travel Mugs
  • Steins
  • Photo Sculptures
  • Magnets
  • Keychains
  • Bumper Stickers
  • Round Stickers
  • Button

As you can see, whatever it is you are looking for that you want to customize - you can do it at Zazzle.

zazlogoOne of the features that sets Zazzle apart from it’s competitors is the fact that you can modify any designs you find to whatever you want. So not only can you make custom products, but you can find something you like, and change it any way that you want. This really makes your options unlimited.

You also have the ability to sell your own designs on Zazzle similar to CafePress. So if you wanted to open up a t-shirt shop, this is your chance. You control the pricing on all of your own products, so make as much or as little as you want.

Zazzle has a good looking and searchable marketplace, so your products will gain exposure there, but as always - self-promotion is the best way to go. One of the neat things about the marketplace is that all of the apparel is displayed on real models. Now, they didn’t go and print up a t-shirt of yours and put it on a model just so you could display it. But, the software allows you to choose which models you want to display which products, so you and the customer will get a real idea of what the finished product is going to look like on a real person.

Zazzle is a great place to design custom t-shirts and other products. It’s also a great place to earn money on those designs if you are ambitious.

Remember the Rock’em Sock’em Robot’s? I loved those things when I was a kid. Wish I had some now. They were the shiznit before video games.

Do kids play with regular toys anymore? I don’t even know - I’m too busy with my playstation.

Anyways - today we got the “Cock’em Block’em Robots” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. This is for all the guys that just can’t make it past her fat friend.

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I don’t know about you, but I hate Wal-Mart. Not for all the corporate greed/anti-union/not-fair-to-employee crap. Well, I don’t like that either, but mainly because every time I go to Wal-Mart there’s boxes everywhere and kids screaming at 2 in the morning, rude people everywhere. And it’s even worse on the holidays!

So I present the “Wal-Marx - Always Corporate Greed” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. Good stuff.

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I’ve always had a thing for funny and offensive t-shirts. I love it when somebody wears a t-shirt that just catches you off guard. Something that you just weren’t expecting to see on somebody’s shirt.

That’s why I love Crack Smokin’ Shirts. I mean seriously. How can you not love a shirt that says “I sit around all day drawing dicks.” (From the movie “Superbad”)

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Hilarious.

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They have all sorts of great funny and offensive t-shirts. Now, you might not want to wear their t-shirts to work, but they’re great for everything else, including dinner at the in-laws.

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So, head over to Crack Smokin’ Shirts for all your holiday gift needs! (Like Grandma and Grandpa, your teacher, mom, etc…)