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Well there’s no question that T-Shirt Hell does what they set out to do. Offend people. But that’s why they’re great – because they aren’t afraid to put something really offensive on a t-shirt and sell it. I admit – they’re not for everybody, but if you’re looking for a really offensive t-shirt to wear [...]

Perhaps you’re not a fan of green beer. Perhaps little men running around in tights chasing rainbows looking for gold isn’t your thing. Maybe you just don’t like St. Patrick’s Day.
Whatever your silly reason – you might think about sporting the ‘Fuck You You’re Irish’ T-Shirt then from T-Shirt Hell. Or maybe not. Whatever. Fuck [...]

One of the great things about alcohol is that it gives you the power to do things that you might not normally do. Or maybe you would. I don’t know.
T-Shirt Hell has come out with another great t-shirt – the “Buy Me A Drink (Or Fuck My Fat Friend For Free)” T-Shirt. I don’t know [...]

Sometimes it’s just best to come out and say what you mean.
For example – your best friend shows up to the basketball court in this:

That would be an appropriate time to say: “You’re a dumbass.”
So sometimes you just have to say what you’re thinking. Today’s shirt definitely follows that philosophy – the “I Wish You [...]

Well, sometimes you just have to come out and say it. I mean – if you win an award like this you probably should let everybody know. I would at least. For sure. If I happened to be voted ‘best cock in the state’ I would definitely wear the ‘Voted Best Cock In The State’ [...]

T-Shirt Hell brings us the ‘I need a girl who can handle my load’ t-shirt today. Now I don’t know about you, but I hate doing laundry – and ever since I left home I’ve been wishing I could find a girl who would help with my load.
It sure would be nice. Maybe if I [...]

I came across this funny t-shirt today from Crack Smoking Tees – the ‘Cock Sucka’ t-shirt. I’ve seen quite a few t-shirts with a picture of a rooster like the ‘Cock Block’ Tee as well as a few others. This has to be one of my favorites though simply because I really just like the [...]

Remember the Rock’em Sock’em Robot’s? I loved those things when I was a kid. Wish I had some now. They were the shiznit before video games.
Do kids play with regular toys anymore? I don’t even know – I’m too busy with my playstation.
Anyways – today we got the “Cock’em Block’em Robots” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. [...]

I’ve always had a thing for funny and offensive t-shirts. I love it when somebody wears a t-shirt that just catches you off guard. Something that you just weren’t expecting to see on somebody’s shirt.
That’s why I love Crack Smokin’ Shirts. I mean seriously. How can you not love a shirt that says “I sit [...]

That’s what she said.
Heh. I just saw this shirt – the “Ass – The Other Vagina” T-Shirt from Crack Smoking T-Shirts and had to get it for my mom. She’ll get a real kick out of it I’m sure. And I’m sure her bridge club is going to be knocking down my door to get [...]