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What impresses me most about Crazy Dog T-Shirts is the sheer number of t-shirts that they have in their inventory. I mean really – we’re talking massive amounts of funny t-shirts.
Those little dog robots are efficient in churning out the t-shirts – I need to find me one of those guys. Perhaps it would make [...]

Okay, so basically the economy sucks. No other way to say it. No way we can sugar coat that. I guess we could say at least we still have the shirt on our back. And our little blog here.

So to celebrate the fact that despite the economy sucking a big fat one we still have [...]

Unlike a lot of ‘online t-shirt shops’ these days, Strange Cargo was a t-shirt shop first, an online store later. Based in Chicago – Strange Cargo is a Chicago store that makes custom t-shirts and features vintage clothing. They even have a huge selection of Converse Chuck Taylors and Garbage Pail Kids.
On top of all [...]

Apparently this kid’s mom doesn’t read English.

Photo by Sunbound

I haven’t seen this one before – thought it was pretty good.

St. Patrick’s Day is quickly creeping up on us. Soon it’ll be the Ides of March and then – green beer and leprechauns. This year you could settle for the standard “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” T-Shirt or perhaps you might want to venture out and see what else is out there.
One of these perhaps.
‘Fuck You, [...]

The internet is for lovers.
For sure.
Oh, and it’s also for 48 year old balding fat men sitting in their tighty whities in front of their computer eating doritoes and pretending to be 17 year old girls from Longview who like the mall and boys and kittens.
But, it’s also for lovers.
‘The Internet Is For Lovers’ T-Shirt [...]

Browsing through Flickr today using the search term ‘Funny Shirts’ I came across these gems.

I like that mom is wearing it.

Uh…yeah, I like the stache.

I don’t even know what to say.

Apparently the shirt says: “I’m not gay…but I’d like to be.” Yup.

I’ve always found it sad that the Dakotas don’t get along. I don’t think it’s fair that families have been split up and separated by the division between these two states.
It’s time that we started thinking about uniting the Dakotas again into one large, happy and empty state. If we were to do that, perhaps [...]

One of the great things about alcohol is that it gives you the power to do things that you might not normally do. Or maybe you would. I don’t know.
T-Shirt Hell has come out with another great t-shirt – the “Buy Me A Drink (Or Fuck My Fat Friend For Free)” T-Shirt. I don’t know [...]