I came across this funny t-shirt today from Crack Smoking Tees - the ‘Cock Sucka’ t-shirt. I’ve seen quite a few t-shirts with a picture of a rooster like the ‘Cock Block’ Tee as well as a few others. This has to be one of my favorites though simply because I really just like the word ’sucka.’ It makes me smile when I can use it in a conversation.

I guess Santa was busy - but that’s ok because this is alright, although I don’t know how I feel about my mom in a lesbian relationship. Though I suppose if she were going to be in a lesbian relationship, Mrs. Claus isn’t a bad choice - though hopefully the drawing in the ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus’ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell is proportionally correct as it might not be as fun if Mrs. Claus looks like Mr. Claus.

What’s the holidays without a ‘Merry Kwanzaa Bitches!’ T-Shirt? I love how Santa is saying ‘yo yo yo!’ That’s precious.

I think it’s great that Santa finds the time in his busy schedule to include other celebrations besides Christmas. I just know that if I grew up, say Buddhist, I’d be really happy when Santa showed up with my holiday gifts!

Remember the Rock’em Sock’em Robot’s? I loved those things when I was a kid. Wish I had some now. They were the shiznit before video games.

Do kids play with regular toys anymore? I don’t even know - I’m too busy with my playstation.

Anyways - today we got the “Cock’em Block’em Robots” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. This is for all the guys that just can’t make it past her fat friend.

I don’t know about you, but I hate Wal-Mart. Not for all the corporate greed/anti-union/not-fair-to-employee crap. Well, I don’t like that either, but mainly because every time I go to Wal-Mart there’s boxes everywhere and kids screaming at 2 in the morning, rude people everywhere. And it’s even worse on the holidays!

So I present the “Wal-Marx - Always Corporate Greed” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. Good stuff.

Well, it is the holidays - so what better way to celebrate the holidays than in your ‘Griswold Family Christmas’ T-Shirt. Inspired by the most bestest Christmas movie ever, Christmas Vacation - this t-shirt would make Chevy Chase proud.

It comes in a number of different colors in a ‘ringer’ tee style and is sure to be a hit with the family this Christmas.

Griswold Family Christmas of 1989
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This is a pretty funny and like Seinfeld would say “but true” t-shirt from Crack Smoking T-Shirts. I mean really, everything is ounces, kilos, 8 balls (that’s metric right?)…

The “Drugs - Responsible For Teaching America The Metric System” T-Shirt comes in a bunch of good sizes - they probably even have yours, though it might cost a bit extra. Lots of good colors too.

That’s what she said.

Heh. I just saw this shirt - the “Ass - The Other Vagina” T-Shirt from Crack Smoking T-Shirts and had to get it for my mom. She’ll get a real kick out of it I’m sure. And I’m sure her bridge club is going to be knocking down my door to get them their own shirts.

The things you do for your mom.

Lol. Lmao. Rofl.

Lmaoroflsmomnwkmbbuadts.

Know what that means? It’s not appropriate to share here.

But I can show you this funny t-shirt from ThinkGeek - the “LMAO” T-Shirt. The dude’s ass literally laughed itself off. Sucks to be him.

What kind of T-Shirt Site would this be if we didn’t feature a “Dirty Sanchez” T-Shirt at some point?

Everybody needs a Dirty Sanchez. T-Shirt that is. I’m not even exactly sure what a dirty sanchez is. Ok, maybe that’s not completely true. I’m not allowed to say right here what it is. But if you come over I’ll show a dirty sanchez…

Anyways - here’s the “Dirty Sanchez” T-Shirt from our friends over at Crack Smoking T-Shirts.