I guess Santa was busy - but that’s ok because this is alright, although I don’t know how I feel about my mom in a lesbian relationship. Though I suppose if she were going to be in a lesbian relationship, Mrs. Claus isn’t a bad choice - though hopefully the drawing in the ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus’ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell is proportionally correct as it might not be as fun if Mrs. Claus looks like Mr. Claus.

What’s the holidays without a ‘Merry Kwanzaa Bitches!’ T-Shirt? I love how Santa is saying ‘yo yo yo!’ That’s precious.

I think it’s great that Santa finds the time in his busy schedule to include other celebrations besides Christmas. I just know that if I grew up, say Buddhist, I’d be really happy when Santa showed up with my holiday gifts!

Remember the Rock’em Sock’em Robot’s? I loved those things when I was a kid. Wish I had some now. They were the shiznit before video games.

Do kids play with regular toys anymore? I don’t even know - I’m too busy with my playstation.

Anyways - today we got the “Cock’em Block’em Robots” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. This is for all the guys that just can’t make it past her fat friend.

I don’t know about you, but I hate Wal-Mart. Not for all the corporate greed/anti-union/not-fair-to-employee crap. Well, I don’t like that either, but mainly because every time I go to Wal-Mart there’s boxes everywhere and kids screaming at 2 in the morning, rude people everywhere. And it’s even worse on the holidays!

So I present the “Wal-Marx - Always Corporate Greed” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. Good stuff.

Another great t-shirt from T-Shirt Hell. It’s the “Jesus Loves You, But I’m Right Here Baby” T-Shirt.

I wore this to the church pot-luck the other day, and can I just say, “Big hit.” Yup. Ok, so maybe it was underneath my sweater. But I wore it, and Jesus knows…

This is a funny t-shirt from T-Shirt Hell that has a cartoony picture of a pot and kettle on it with the kettle saying to the pot “What the fuck did you call me?”

Well I’m not sure what he said to the kettle, but it sure must have been funny.

Alright, so by now we’ve all seen the popular “Orgasm Donor” T-Shirt. I came across this funny t-shirt today over at T-Shirt Hell which I think compliments the “Orgasm Donor” T-Shirt really well. It’s the “Organ Lender” T-Shirt. I’m not exactly sure what it means, but it seems awfully nice. So, go out and get this shirt for your favorite organ lender today!

Well, here’s another classic t-shirt. I think everybody’s older brother has this shirt, and if not, they should. The “I Support Single Moms” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell has been around for as long as the stripper pole has been around. This is definitely one of the more popular t-shirts out there and a classic funny t-shirt.

It seems that everyday somebody is getting tased and it’s being caught on video. Well no more! Wear the “Don’t Tase Me, Bro!” Taser (Tazer) T-Shirt and hopefully you won’t have that problem anymore. Though it would be an instant classic if you happened to be wearing this t-shirt while you got tazed and your friends caught it on video while laughing at you…

Lol. That’s really all I can say about the “No, I will not fuck your cat” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. Well, I guess that I can say that’s it’s only $18 bucks as well, - more than worth it for the laughs you’re going to get at Grandma’s this Christmas wearing this shirt.