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Here’s another t-shirt for the gamer geeks and the stoners - or maybe the stoner gaming geeks. I don’t know. It’s Super Mario smoking a fatty. I’m confused too.

It’s the Super Mario ‘Wiid’ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. Check it out:

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Perhaps you’re not a fan of green beer. Perhaps little men running around in tights chasing rainbows looking for gold isn’t your thing. Maybe you just don’t like St. Patrick’s Day.

Whatever your silly reason - you might think about sporting the ‘Fuck You You’re Irish’ T-Shirt then from T-Shirt Hell. Or maybe not. Whatever. Fuck you.

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We’ve had all sorts of election t-shirts featured here, one of the more popular ones being the ‘Bros Before Hoes’ T-Shirt. So we thought it was time to find some pro-Hillary t-shirts and thanks to our pals over at T-Shirt Hell we think we found a good one.

You can now show your support for Hillary Clinton with the ‘Tits and Ass in 08′ T-Shirt.

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We’ve featured quite a few t-shirts from our friends over at T-Shirt Hell.

Here’s a few of the more popular t-shirts that we’ve featured on ChewingGlass Tees:

Chinese Toys Taste Better T-Shirt

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Don’t Tase Me Bro! T-Shirt

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Bros Before Hoes T-Shirt

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One of the great things about alcohol is that it gives you the power to do things that you might not normally do. Or maybe you would. I don’t know.

T-Shirt Hell has come out with another great t-shirt - the “Buy Me A Drink (Or Fuck My Fat Friend For Free)” T-Shirt. I don’t know if I need to say much more about this t-shirt as it seems to be pretty self explanatory. Good luck.

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Sometimes it’s just best to come out and say what you mean.

For example - your best friend shows up to the basketball court in this:

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That would be an appropriate time to say: “You’re a dumbass.”

So sometimes you just have to say what you’re thinking. Today’s shirt definitely follows that philosophy - the “I Wish You Were Dead (And Not Just Because I’m a Necrophiliac)” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. We’ve all thought it. Ok, well maybe not the necrophiliac part. Oh yeah, and for the smart kids who need a definition: Necrophiliac.

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Well, sometimes you just have to come out and say it. I mean - if you win an award like this you probably should let everybody know. I would at least. For sure. If I happened to be voted ‘best cock in the state’ I would definitely wear the ‘Voted Best Cock In The State’ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.

I don’t know what happened in 2006 - must have been an off year I guess.

When was the last time you walked into a restaurant and didn’t see ‘voted best burger’ or ‘voted best bacon grease’ or something similar. If restaurants can advertise like that - I don’t see any problem with dudes advertising ‘best cock in the state.’

I’m sure the ladies would appreciate knowing this up-front, eh?

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T-Shirt Hell brings us the ‘I need a girl who can handle my load’ t-shirt today. Now I don’t know about you, but I hate doing laundry - and ever since I left home I’ve been wishing I could find a girl who would help with my load.

It sure would be nice. Maybe if I were to wear this shirt it’d help out with my search - maybe.

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Now I have to admit I’m not to keen on wearing any t-shirts featuring our fine commander in chief George Dubya unless they have a picture of a monkey on them - but I kind of like this one. It’s sorta clever as I can actually see the ego-maniac saying something like this.

The ‘I bet you’ll vote next time hippie’ t-shirt is from our friends over at T-Shirt Hell. Also proud creators of another great political t-shirt - the ‘Bros before hoes’ t-shirt featuring Hillary and Obama.

With the presidential race heating up it might be time to locate a bumper sticker or two or perhaps a fine t-shirt to show your support for the fine candidates we’re being presented with.

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Well, the presidential race is starting to heat up and get interesting - so I figured it was only appropriate that we start featuring a few election t-shirts here on ChewingGlass Tees.

So for the first featured election t-shirt I couldn’t find a more appropriate one than the ‘Who Gives A Shit in ‘08′ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. I mean, you could get a Hillary T-Shirt or an Obama T-Shirt or whoever the fuck the Republican’s are putting up, but with this one you could show your support for every candidate.

And that’s the important thing right? Show that you’re an American with your ‘Who gives a Shit in ‘08′ T-Shirt.

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