The internet is for lovers.

For sure.

Oh, and it’s also for 48 year old balding fat men sitting in their tighty whities in front of their computer eating doritoes and pretending to be 17 year old girls from Longview who like the mall and boys and kittens.

But, it’s also for lovers.

‘The Internet Is For Lovers’ T-Shirt from Nerdy Shirts:

Today we’re featuring a t-shirt for the ladies. Of course, I guess the dudes could wear this one, though it might not help your cause any.

But who are we to judge?

The ‘Everybody Loves An Irish Girl’ T-Shirt from Road Kill T-Shirts is perfect for St. Patrick’s Day, which is just over a month away! You might want to get ready. Order your shirt, practice your shots. Good stuff.

Enough with the Kiss Me I’m Irish T-Shirts. Let’s be serious.

What you really need (and want) is a ‘Blow Me I’m Irish’ T-Shirt. Enough beating around the bush (pun intended). I know I’d have a lot more fun on St. Patrick’s Day with this one.

Now personally, I’m not a big hunter. In fact - I can’t say I’ve done much hunting at all.

Cougar hunting seems like it could be fun though, perhaps a little dangerous. I’ve heard good things from my friends.

So, for all you Cougar Hunters out there, Busted Tees has come up with their ‘Cougar Hunter’ T-Shirt.

One of the great things about alcohol is that it gives you the power to do things that you might not normally do. Or maybe you would. I don’t know.

T-Shirt Hell has come out with another great t-shirt - the “Buy Me A Drink (Or Fuck My Fat Friend For Free)” T-Shirt. I don’t know if I need to say much more about this t-shirt as it seems to be pretty self explanatory. Good luck.

Sometimes it’s just best to come out and say what you mean.

For example - your best friend shows up to the basketball court in this:

That would be an appropriate time to say: “You’re a dumbass.”

So sometimes you just have to say what you’re thinking. Today’s shirt definitely follows that philosophy - the “I Wish You Were Dead (And Not Just Because I’m a Necrophiliac)” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. We’ve all thought it. Ok, well maybe not the necrophiliac part. Oh yeah, and for the smart kids who need a definition: Necrophiliac.

Computer - $500.

High Speed Connection - $50.

A world of internet porn at your fingertips - Priceless!

Today we’re featuring the ‘Internet Porn…Priceless!’ T-Shirt from Crack Smokin’ Tees. We would’ve featured this t-shirt earlier, but we’ve been busy, uh…doing laundry.

Well, sometimes you just have to come out and say it. I mean - if you win an award like this you probably should let everybody know. I would at least. For sure. If I happened to be voted ‘best cock in the state’ I would definitely wear the ‘Voted Best Cock In The State’ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.

I don’t know what happened in 2006 - must have been an off year I guess.

When was the last time you walked into a restaurant and didn’t see ‘voted best burger’ or ‘voted best bacon grease’ or something similar. If restaurants can advertise like that - I don’t see any problem with dudes advertising ‘best cock in the state.’

I’m sure the ladies would appreciate knowing this up-front, eh?

T-Shirt Hell brings us the ‘I need a girl who can handle my load’ t-shirt today. Now I don’t know about you, but I hate doing laundry - and ever since I left home I’ve been wishing I could find a girl who would help with my load.

It sure would be nice. Maybe if I were to wear this shirt it’d help out with my search - maybe.

I guess Santa was busy - but that’s ok because this is alright, although I don’t know how I feel about my mom in a lesbian relationship. Though I suppose if she were going to be in a lesbian relationship, Mrs. Claus isn’t a bad choice - though hopefully the drawing in the ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus’ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell is proportionally correct as it might not be as fun if Mrs. Claus looks like Mr. Claus.