Archives for Poker T-Shirts category
In poker - chips come and go. So you shouldn’t worry too much about winning or losing. Poker’s really all about how good you look at the table.
These funny poker shirts should help.
Whatever you do - just don’t lose the shirt on your back at the poker table and you’ll be alright.
If you’re a poker player you might appreciate this poker t-shirt that I found on CafePress. If you’re not, well, then I don’t really know what to tell you.
I found this ‘Hold’em Definitions’ T-Shirt on CafePress and thought it was worth a mention.
The t-shirt features a graphic that has a definition for the poker term “Outs.” Defined like this: “The cards left in the deck that will allow me to stick it in your poop chute.” Nice. Roughly translated I think that means their going to stick it in your ass. I don’t know - perhaps I’m wrong.
Here’s a nice selection of poker t-shirts on CafePress. This first one I think is pretty funny - “Good Luck. I hope you come in second.” Isn’t that what you really mean when you wish somebody good luck that you’re competing against!?
And then here’s one you should buy you’re buddy who loves poker but isn’t very good at it. The “Dead Money” T-Shirt. Doesn’t everybody have one of those friends? Well, if not, maybe you should get this shirt for yourself.
Speaking of CafePress, here’s another poker t-shirt from my poker t-shirt shop on CafePress. This is my ‘Fish and ATM‘ t-shirt that is perfect for wearing at the poker table when you’re surrounded by fish and people that lose lots and lots of money at the poker table. Might as well let them know what you think of their poker game, eh?
Here’s another poker shirt from my poker shirt shop on CafePress. This is a poker variation of the popular I Love (Heart) T-Shirt. And, if you don’t want pink - it comes in other colors as well - lucky you.
Well, this is listed under poker t-shirts, but I guess if you were a triathlete, you could also wear the ‘Good Luck. I Hope You Come In Second’ T-Shirt. Marathoners and scrabble players as well. If I’ve left anybody out that can wear this shirt - please forgive me.
This was one of my first poker T-Shirt designs. It has the well known poker saying “Ship It” in the design - that way there won’t be any doubt where to push the next pot to.
It’s also available in a few different hat styles - the ‘Ship It’ Truckers Hat and the ‘Ship It’ Black Hat.
Here’s another poker t-shirt from my shop that is pretty popular. One of my favorite poker sayings - “Nice Hand Fucko.” It really just lets your opponent know what you think of them and their play.
I love this poker t-shirt. One of my favorite sayings when I’m playing poker with my friends, “I’m all in…bitches!” You can’t be any clearer than that.
I found this poker shirt and a bunch of others in this shop on CafePress. Poker Shirt Shop.
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