Perhaps you’re not a fan of green beer. Perhaps little men running around in tights chasing rainbows looking for gold isn’t your thing. Maybe you just don’t like St. Patrick’s Day.

Whatever your silly reason - you might think about sporting the ‘Fuck You You’re Irish’ T-Shirt then from T-Shirt Hell. Or maybe not. Whatever. Fuck you.

One of the great things about alcohol is that it gives you the power to do things that you might not normally do. Or maybe you would. I don’t know.

T-Shirt Hell has come out with another great t-shirt - the “Buy Me A Drink (Or Fuck My Fat Friend For Free)” T-Shirt. I don’t know if I need to say much more about this t-shirt as it seems to be pretty self explanatory. Good luck.

Sometimes it’s just best to come out and say what you mean.

For example - your best friend shows up to the basketball court in this:

That would be an appropriate time to say: “You’re a dumbass.”

So sometimes you just have to say what you’re thinking. Today’s shirt definitely follows that philosophy - the “I Wish You Were Dead (And Not Just Because I’m a Necrophiliac)” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. We’ve all thought it. Ok, well maybe not the necrophiliac part. Oh yeah, and for the smart kids who need a definition: Necrophiliac.

Well, sometimes you just have to come out and say it. I mean - if you win an award like this you probably should let everybody know. I would at least. For sure. If I happened to be voted ‘best cock in the state’ I would definitely wear the ‘Voted Best Cock In The State’ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.

I don’t know what happened in 2006 - must have been an off year I guess.

When was the last time you walked into a restaurant and didn’t see ‘voted best burger’ or ‘voted best bacon grease’ or something similar. If restaurants can advertise like that - I don’t see any problem with dudes advertising ‘best cock in the state.’

I’m sure the ladies would appreciate knowing this up-front, eh?

T-Shirt Hell brings us the ‘I need a girl who can handle my load’ t-shirt today. Now I don’t know about you, but I hate doing laundry - and ever since I left home I’ve been wishing I could find a girl who would help with my load.

It sure would be nice. Maybe if I were to wear this shirt it’d help out with my search - maybe.

I came across this funny t-shirt today from Crack Smoking Tees - the ‘Cock Sucka’ t-shirt. I’ve seen quite a few t-shirts with a picture of a rooster like the ‘Cock Block’ Tee as well as a few others. This has to be one of my favorites though simply because I really just like the word ’sucka.’ It makes me smile when I can use it in a conversation.

Remember the Rock’em Sock’em Robot’s? I loved those things when I was a kid. Wish I had some now. They were the shiznit before video games.

Do kids play with regular toys anymore? I don’t even know - I’m too busy with my playstation.

Anyways - today we got the “Cock’em Block’em Robots” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. This is for all the guys that just can’t make it past her fat friend.

I’ve always had a thing for funny and offensive t-shirts. I love it when somebody wears a t-shirt that just catches you off guard. Something that you just weren’t expecting to see on somebody’s shirt.

That’s why I love Crack Smokin’ Shirts. I mean seriously. How can you not love a shirt that says “I sit around all day drawing dicks.” (From the movie “Superbad”)

Hilarious.

They have all sorts of great funny and offensive t-shirts. Now, you might not want to wear their t-shirts to work, but they’re great for everything else, including dinner at the in-laws.

So, head over to Crack Smokin’ Shirts for all your holiday gift needs! (Like Grandma and Grandpa, your teacher, mom, etc…)

That’s what she said.

Heh. I just saw this shirt - the “Ass - The Other Vagina” T-Shirt from Crack Smoking T-Shirts and had to get it for my mom. She’ll get a real kick out of it I’m sure. And I’m sure her bridge club is going to be knocking down my door to get them their own shirts.

The things you do for your mom.

Another great t-shirt from T-Shirt Hell. It’s the “Jesus Loves You, But I’m Right Here Baby” T-Shirt.

I wore this to the church pot-luck the other day, and can I just say, “Big hit.” Yup. Ok, so maybe it was underneath my sweater. But I wore it, and Jesus knows…