St. Patrick’s Day is quickly creeping up on us. Soon it’ll be the Ides of March and then - green beer and leprechauns. This year you could settle for the standard “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” T-Shirt or perhaps you might want to venture out and see what else is out there.

One of these perhaps.

‘Blow Me, I’m Irish’ T-Shirt

‘Fuck You, You’re Irish’ T-Shirt

‘Irish I Were Drunk’ T-Shirt

‘Green Beer Is Leprechaun Pee’ T-Shirt

‘Everyone Loves An Irish Girl’ T-Shirt

‘Kiss Me I’m Pirish’ T-Shirt

This is what I sound like about halfway through the night on St. Patrick’s Day - ‘Kiss me, I’m pirish…arrr!’

Who has a better time - pirates or the Irish? My guess is it’s a pretty close race - so you might as well combine them.

The ‘Kiss Me I’m Pirish’ T-Shirt comes to us via Snorg Tees.

Perhaps you’re not a fan of green beer. Perhaps little men running around in tights chasing rainbows looking for gold isn’t your thing. Maybe you just don’t like St. Patrick’s Day.

Whatever your silly reason - you might think about sporting the ‘Fuck You You’re Irish’ T-Shirt then from T-Shirt Hell. Or maybe not. Whatever. Fuck you.

If it’s true that green beer is leprechaun pee and I like it, does that make me some sort of sexual freak? Oh wait - never mind, perhaps it was the midgets and goats that did that.

I guess a little green beer/leprechaun pee never hurt anybody.

Another St. Patrick’s Day Shirt from our buddies at Road Kill T-Shirts:

‘Green Beer Is Leprechaun Pee’ T-Shirt

Another Irish St. Patrick’s Day Drinking T-Shirt - this one from T-Shirt Bordello.

‘Irish I Were Drunk’ T-Shirt

Get it? Irish I were drunk? Hah. Funny funny - I wish I could say I never sounded like that but that would be fibbing.

Today we’re featuring a t-shirt for the ladies. Of course, I guess the dudes could wear this one, though it might not help your cause any.

But who are we to judge?

The ‘Everybody Loves An Irish Girl’ T-Shirt from Road Kill T-Shirts is perfect for St. Patrick’s Day, which is just over a month away! You might want to get ready. Order your shirt, practice your shots. Good stuff.

Enough with the Kiss Me I’m Irish T-Shirts. Let’s be serious.

What you really need (and want) is a ‘Blow Me I’m Irish’ T-Shirt. Enough beating around the bush (pun intended). I know I’d have a lot more fun on St. Patrick’s Day with this one.

I guess Santa was busy - but that’s ok because this is alright, although I don’t know how I feel about my mom in a lesbian relationship. Though I suppose if she were going to be in a lesbian relationship, Mrs. Claus isn’t a bad choice - though hopefully the drawing in the ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus’ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell is proportionally correct as it might not be as fun if Mrs. Claus looks like Mr. Claus.

What’s the holidays without a ‘Merry Kwanzaa Bitches!’ T-Shirt? I love how Santa is saying ‘yo yo yo!’ That’s precious.

I think it’s great that Santa finds the time in his busy schedule to include other celebrations besides Christmas. I just know that if I grew up, say Buddhist, I’d be really happy when Santa showed up with my holiday gifts!

Here’s a new one just in time for the holidays - the “Santa Claus Is Coming” T-Shirt from Busted Tees. This would be perfect for grandma - she could wear her Christmas sweater over it.

I’m not quite sure why they didn’t use the full title of the song “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” though. Perhaps to save some ink - I don’t know. But it sure is a good looking t-shirt.