ChewingGlass Tees

So I was browsing through the text designs over at Threadless and came across this t-shirt. I have to say it’s been a while since I’ve seen an absolutely original text slogan on a t-shirt that made me laugh out loud.

Haiku T- Shirt from Threadless
“Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don’t make sense
refrigerator”
I love it. Of [...]

Well there’s no question that T-Shirt Hell does what they set out to do. Offend people. But that’s why they’re great – because they aren’t afraid to put something really offensive on a t-shirt and sell it. I admit – they’re not for everybody, but if you’re looking for a really offensive t-shirt to wear [...]

Lowdtown Friends and Freaks is a new t-shirt line – though not really. Lowdtown has it’s roots in Rawr! Clothing – same designer, new concept and shop.
Though Lowdtown only has a few designs at the moment – there are promises for more. And with quirky and interesting designs like Monster Juice – we can’t wait [...]

Because we’re on an MMA kick here, we thought it appropriate to feature another Martial Arts / Ninja T-Shirt. I guess you could also refer to this as a Karate Kid T-Shirt as that’s basically the movie where everybody goes to really learn and understand the crane. Oh Ralph Macchio – whatever happened?
Whenever I go [...]

Since we’re on an Office kick – we just featured the Scrantonicity T-Shirt – we thought we would go with one that Dwight Schrute of Schrute’s Beet Farms would enjoy.

The ‘Assistant (to the) Regional Manger’ T-Shirt inspired by The Office, made by Snorg Tees
I mean really – if you have a regional manager like Michael [...]

Joke: What are the sexiest farm animals?

Punch Line (70’s porn style (bom chicka bom bom) ): Brown Chicken Brown Cow.
The ‘Brown Chicken Brown Cow’ T-Shirt from ChewingGlass Tees
available in all sorts of styles and sizes:

It’s kind of like the old saying, “If you build it, they will come.”
If you wear it, they will party…?
It’s nice when you’re getting ready for a party to not have to think about what shirt to wear – because obviously you’ll have to wear your party shirt.

‘This Is My Party Shirt.’ T-Shirt from ChewingGlass [...]

Since we just featured our ‘Let’s Mess With Texas’ T-Shirt, I thought it only appropriate that we also feature a ‘Don’t Mess With Texas’ T-Shirt.

Don’t Mess With Texas Because It’s Not Nice To Pick On Retards T-Shirt
by T-Shirt Hell
Reminds me of another one of my favorite jokes.
What’s better than getting a gold medal at the [...]

It’s been a little while since we’ve added an original ChewingGlass Tees T-Shirt design. This was inspired by a friend of ours who seems to be trying to bring back the art of the old school hand smacking high five. Similiar to that of The Todd on Scrubs.
So if you aren’t getting enough high fives [...]

With yesterday’s inaguration of the nation’s newest president – we featured a t-shirt from T-Shirt Hell: ‘Barack Obama – So We Cool Now?‘
We thought we’d keep in the same vein seeing as we’re fans – plus, we’re predicting that Obama is going to become the biggest fashion accessory of 2009. Move over scrunchies and leather [...]