Anybody that can take a photo like this and still be a huge freakin’ rock star in Germany deserves their own t-shirt.

I mean, who wears a leather coat and speedo trunks, puts their hands on their hips, and grows more body hair than Chewbaca? And still command thousands of screaming Germans!?

The Hasselhoff - that’s who.

So that’s why today we bring you the ‘Don’t Hassel The Hoff’ T-Shirt from Busted Tees. You wish you were as cool as him.

Oh yeah, a new Knight Rider Movie and possibly series next year! Holy Crap! Yes!

Remember the Rock’em Sock’em Robot’s? I loved those things when I was a kid. Wish I had some now. They were the shiznit before video games.

Do kids play with regular toys anymore? I don’t even know - I’m too busy with my playstation.

Anyways - today we got the “Cock’em Block’em Robots” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. This is for all the guys that just can’t make it past her fat friend.

I don’t know about you, but I hate Wal-Mart. Not for all the corporate greed/anti-union/not-fair-to-employee crap. Well, I don’t like that either, but mainly because every time I go to Wal-Mart there’s boxes everywhere and kids screaming at 2 in the morning, rude people everywhere. And it’s even worse on the holidays!

So I present the “Wal-Marx - Always Corporate Greed” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. Good stuff.

This is a pretty funny and like Seinfeld would say “but true” t-shirt from Crack Smoking T-Shirts. I mean really, everything is ounces, kilos, 8 balls (that’s metric right?)…

The “Drugs - Responsible For Teaching America The Metric System” T-Shirt comes in a bunch of good sizes - they probably even have yours, though it might cost a bit extra. Lots of good colors too.

That’s what she said.

Heh. I just saw this shirt - the “Ass - The Other Vagina” T-Shirt from Crack Smoking T-Shirts and had to get it for my mom. She’ll get a real kick out of it I’m sure. And I’m sure her bridge club is going to be knocking down my door to get them their own shirts.

The things you do for your mom.

Another great t-shirt from T-Shirt Hell. It’s the “Jesus Loves You, But I’m Right Here Baby” T-Shirt.

I wore this to the church pot-luck the other day, and can I just say, “Big hit.” Yup. Ok, so maybe it was underneath my sweater. But I wore it, and Jesus knows…

What kind of T-Shirt Site would this be if we didn’t feature a “Dirty Sanchez” T-Shirt at some point?

Everybody needs a Dirty Sanchez. T-Shirt that is. I’m not even exactly sure what a dirty sanchez is. Ok, maybe that’s not completely true. I’m not allowed to say right here what it is. But if you come over I’ll show a dirty sanchez…

Anyways - here’s the “Dirty Sanchez” T-Shirt from our friends over at Crack Smoking T-Shirts.

This is a funny t-shirt from T-Shirt Hell that has a cartoony picture of a pot and kettle on it with the kettle saying to the pot “What the fuck did you call me?”

Well I’m not sure what he said to the kettle, but it sure must have been funny.

Alright, so by now we’ve all seen the popular “Orgasm Donor” T-Shirt. I came across this funny t-shirt today over at T-Shirt Hell which I think compliments the “Orgasm Donor” T-Shirt really well. It’s the “Organ Lender” T-Shirt. I’m not exactly sure what it means, but it seems awfully nice. So, go out and get this shirt for your favorite organ lender today!

Well, here’s another classic t-shirt. I think everybody’s older brother has this shirt, and if not, they should. The “I Support Single Moms” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell has been around for as long as the stripper pole has been around. This is definitely one of the more popular t-shirts out there and a classic funny t-shirt.