ChewingGlass Tees

So the latest t-shirts to hit the t-shirt blog scene have been the Mike Phelps t-shirts – I’ve seen a few pretty good ones. I love how the t-shirt community bands together in times like these and makes sure important events like this are forever immortalized on 100 percent cotton.
Phelps – the stoners’ new hero. [...]

Maybe I’m featuring a t-shirt from No Star because they’re fellow Portlanders. Maybe I’m featuring a t-shirt from No Star because, well, it’s Beer:30.
I don’t know.
It’s also possible that it’s some combination of the above two reasons. It’s difficult to say.

The Beer:30 T-Shirt from No Star Clothing
Yeah Beer! and Yeah Portland T-Shirt shops! and Yeah [...]

One of the more popular sports these days is Mixed Martial Arts – or MMA as it’s commonly refered to. This is basically the sport where one dude beats the living crap out of another dude – or perhaps just chokes him till he gives up.
I love it. I can’t get enough it.
Unfortunately – because [...]

I don’t own any of Scrantonicity’s albums. Shoot, I’m not even sure of the name of any of their songs. But I will wear one of their t-shirts, that’s for damn straight.
Maybe because they are the world’s number one Police cover band.
Maybe because Kevin is their drummer.
Maybe because I love the fact that Kevin broke [...]

Just in time for our not favorite holiday, Valentine’s Day, is this dinosaur loving t-shirt. There really isn’t enough dinosaur love in the world these days. Literally.
So if you’re looking for a way to express your beastly love to your loved one this year on Valentine’s Day, check out the ‘Rawr Means I Love You [...]

Playing off the famous Don’t Mess With Texas slogan found on t-shirts and hats and bumper stickers and armadillos which you’ll see everywhere you look in the Lone Star State – is our ‘Let’s Mess With Texas’ T-Shirt. It goes great with cowboy boots and cowgirls.

The ‘Let’s Mess With Texas’ T-Shirt is available
from ChewingGlass Tees [...]

One of my favorite jokes.
Make a face like somebody farted and look at your friend and say, “Man, it smells like updog in here.”
To which they reply: “What’s updog?”
To which you reply(with a straight face, obvs): “Not much, what’s up with you, dog?”
hahahahaha.
Had to make an updog t-shirt, so now I can just have random [...]

It’s been a little while since we’ve added an original ChewingGlass Tees T-Shirt design. This was inspired by a friend of ours who seems to be trying to bring back the art of the old school hand smacking high five. Similiar to that of The Todd on Scrubs.
So if you aren’t getting enough high fives [...]

In honor of this grand day in which we’ve finally been released from W’s clutches – a t-shirt honoring our former President-Elect now just President – Barack Obama.
I’m thinking about sending this t-shirt to McCain – it’d be nice to see him in something other than a suit on the Senate floor, why not a [...]

Apparently this kid’s mom doesn’t read English.

Photo by Sunbound