I haven’t seen this one before - thought it was pretty good.

The internet is for lovers.

For sure.

Oh, and it’s also for 48 year old balding fat men sitting in their tighty whities in front of their computer eating doritoes and pretending to be 17 year old girls from Longview who like the mall and boys and kittens.

But, it’s also for lovers.

‘The Internet Is For Lovers’ T-Shirt from Nerdy Shirts:

Browsing through Flickr today using the search term ‘Funny Shirts’ I came across these gems.

I like that mom is wearing it.

Uh…yeah, I like the stache.

I don’t even know what to say.

Apparently the shirt says: “I’m not gay…but I’d like to be.” Yup.

We’ve featured quite a few t-shirts from our friends over at T-Shirt Hell.

Here’s a few of the more popular t-shirts that we’ve featured on ChewingGlass Tees:

Chinese Toys Taste Better T-Shirt

Don’t Tase Me Bro! T-Shirt

Bros Before Hoes T-Shirt

I’ve always found it sad that the Dakotas don’t get along. I don’t think it’s fair that families have been split up and separated by the division between these two states.

It’s time that we started thinking about uniting the Dakotas again into one large, happy and empty state. If we were to do that, perhaps we could then add Canada into the mix as well.

Unite The Dakotas T-Shirt via Congress Clothing

One of the great things about alcohol is that it gives you the power to do things that you might not normally do. Or maybe you would. I don’t know.

T-Shirt Hell has come out with another great t-shirt - the “Buy Me A Drink (Or Fuck My Fat Friend For Free)” T-Shirt. I don’t know if I need to say much more about this t-shirt as it seems to be pretty self explanatory. Good luck.

Sometimes it’s just best to come out and say what you mean.

For example - your best friend shows up to the basketball court in this:

That would be an appropriate time to say: “You’re a dumbass.”

So sometimes you just have to say what you’re thinking. Today’s shirt definitely follows that philosophy - the “I Wish You Were Dead (And Not Just Because I’m a Necrophiliac)” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. We’ve all thought it. Ok, well maybe not the necrophiliac part. Oh yeah, and for the smart kids who need a definition: Necrophiliac.

I love a good t-shirt that rips on our commander in chief. I know I know, it’s so easy - but come on, not much makes me feel better. The folks over at Ban T-Shirts have some great new designs that are aimed at Dubya and some other political topics.

I especially like this one - ‘I liked Bush when he was a smackhead.’

Another favorite is the one aimed at the GOP in general:

And last but not least - another favorite is the one aimed at the always objective Fox News:

So if you’re looking for some smart and funny political t-shirts - be sure to check out Ban T-Shirts, quickly becoming one of my favorite little design shops.

Corey Worthington - the 16 year old Australian lad - threw ‘the best party ever.’ Police were called, clothing was lost, and now this dude has put himself out there as the ultimate party thrower.

I just have to say even though this is a bit ridiculous, this has to be one of the best interviews I’ve seen in a while. I’m sure we’re going to be seeing this kid and his glasses on a bunch of talk shows in the not so distant future. The $20,000 dollar fine that his parents are facing for his party antics is probably going to be chump change to what he’s going to be getting for doing appearances with his glasses.

So that’s why today I’m excited to bring you the “I’ll say sorry…But I’m not taking off my glasses” t-shirt. Why? Because they’re famous and people like them.Brilliant.

I came across this funny t-shirt today from Crack Smoking Tees - the ‘Cock Sucka’ t-shirt. I’ve seen quite a few t-shirts with a picture of a rooster like the ‘Cock Block’ Tee as well as a few others. This has to be one of my favorites though simply because I really just like the word ’sucka.’ It makes me smile when I can use it in a conversation.