St. Patrick’s Day is quickly creeping up on us. Soon it’ll be the Ides of March and then - green beer and leprechauns. This year you could settle for the standard “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” T-Shirt or perhaps you might want to venture out and see what else is out there.

One of these perhaps.

‘Blow Me, I’m Irish’ T-Shirt

‘Fuck You, You’re Irish’ T-Shirt

‘Irish I Were Drunk’ T-Shirt

‘Green Beer Is Leprechaun Pee’ T-Shirt

‘Everyone Loves An Irish Girl’ T-Shirt

‘Kiss Me I’m Pirish’ T-Shirt

This is what I sound like about halfway through the night on St. Patrick’s Day - ‘Kiss me, I’m pirish…arrr!’

Who has a better time - pirates or the Irish? My guess is it’s a pretty close race - so you might as well combine them.

The ‘Kiss Me I’m Pirish’ T-Shirt comes to us via Snorg Tees.

If it’s true that green beer is leprechaun pee and I like it, does that make me some sort of sexual freak? Oh wait - never mind, perhaps it was the midgets and goats that did that.

I guess a little green beer/leprechaun pee never hurt anybody.

Another St. Patrick’s Day Shirt from our buddies at Road Kill T-Shirts:

‘Green Beer Is Leprechaun Pee’ T-Shirt

Another Irish St. Patrick’s Day Drinking T-Shirt - this one from T-Shirt Bordello.

‘Irish I Were Drunk’ T-Shirt

Get it? Irish I were drunk? Hah. Funny funny - I wish I could say I never sounded like that but that would be fibbing.

One of the great things about alcohol is that it gives you the power to do things that you might not normally do. Or maybe you would. I don’t know.

T-Shirt Hell has come out with another great t-shirt - the “Buy Me A Drink (Or Fuck My Fat Friend For Free)” T-Shirt. I don’t know if I need to say much more about this t-shirt as it seems to be pretty self explanatory. Good luck.

I love this shirt. “I’ll Drink You Bitches Under The Table.” Actually, I love any shirt that uses ‘bitches.’ Not bitches as in women, but bitches as in everybody. The plural of bitch is funny.