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The paleontologists love this t-shirt. It’s big in academia. Big like a brontosaurus.

And hey, it’s popular with my stoner friends as well.

From Crack Smokin’ Tees, it’s the ‘I Love Grass’ T-Shirt.

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Computer - $500.

High Speed Connection - $50.

A world of internet porn at your fingertips - Priceless!

Today we’re featuring the ‘Internet Porn…Priceless!’ T-Shirt from Crack Smokin’ Tees. We would’ve featured this t-shirt earlier, but we’ve been busy, uh…doing laundry.

As far as stoner t-shirts go, I think this is a great one. “The Dope Man Cometh” T-Shirt from Crack Smokin’ Tees is a perfect gift for you toking buddies.

I love the look of this t-shirt - old school CIA type dude smoking his pipe.

Brilliant.

I came across this funny t-shirt today from Crack Smoking Tees - the ‘Cock Sucka’ t-shirt. I’ve seen quite a few t-shirts with a picture of a rooster like the ‘Cock Block’ Tee as well as a few others. This has to be one of my favorites though simply because I really just like the word ’sucka.’ It makes me smile when I can use it in a conversation.

I’ve always had a thing for funny and offensive t-shirts. I love it when somebody wears a t-shirt that just catches you off guard. Something that you just weren’t expecting to see on somebody’s shirt.

That’s why I love Crack Smokin’ Shirts. I mean seriously. How can you not love a shirt that says “I sit around all day drawing dicks.” (From the movie “Superbad”)

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Hilarious.

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They have all sorts of great funny and offensive t-shirts. Now, you might not want to wear their t-shirts to work, but they’re great for everything else, including dinner at the in-laws.

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So, head over to Crack Smokin’ Shirts for all your holiday gift needs! (Like Grandma and Grandpa, your teacher, mom, etc…)

This is a pretty funny and like Seinfeld would say “but true” t-shirt from Crack Smoking T-Shirts. I mean really, everything is ounces, kilos, 8 balls (that’s metric right?)…

The “Drugs - Responsible For Teaching America The Metric System” T-Shirt comes in a bunch of good sizes - they probably even have yours, though it might cost a bit extra. Lots of good colors too.

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That’s what she said.

Heh. I just saw this shirt - the “Ass - The Other Vagina” T-Shirt from Crack Smoking T-Shirts and had to get it for my mom. She’ll get a real kick out of it I’m sure. And I’m sure her bridge club is going to be knocking down my door to get them their own shirts.

The things you do for your mom.

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What kind of T-Shirt Site would this be if we didn’t feature a “Dirty Sanchez” T-Shirt at some point?

Everybody needs a Dirty Sanchez. T-Shirt that is. I’m not even exactly sure what a dirty sanchez is. Ok, maybe that’s not completely true. I’m not allowed to say right here what it is. But if you come over I’ll show a dirty sanchez…

Anyways - here’s the “Dirty Sanchez” T-Shirt from our friends over at Crack Smoking T-Shirts.

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Well, here’s one for all the martial artists out there practicing your karate - the “Kok Blok Dojo” T-Shirt from Crack Smokin’ Tees comes in a bunch of good looking colors ladies.

Well, I’m sure we all had at least one buddy whose mom was a Milf when we were younger. Now all the Milf’s out there can sport this fantastic ‘Milf’ T-Shirt.