ChewingGlass Tees

Joke: What are the sexiest farm animals?

Punch Line (70’s porn style (bom chicka bom bom) ): Brown Chicken Brown Cow.
The ‘Brown Chicken Brown Cow’ T-Shirt from ChewingGlass Tees
available in all sorts of styles and sizes:

It’s kind of like the old saying, “If you build it, they will come.”
If you wear it, they will party…?
It’s nice when you’re getting ready for a party to not have to think about what shirt to wear – because obviously you’ll have to wear your party shirt.

‘This Is My Party Shirt.’ T-Shirt from ChewingGlass [...]

Playing off the famous Don’t Mess With Texas slogan found on t-shirts and hats and bumper stickers and armadillos which you’ll see everywhere you look in the Lone Star State – is our ‘Let’s Mess With Texas’ T-Shirt. It goes great with cowboy boots and cowgirls.

The ‘Let’s Mess With Texas’ T-Shirt is available
from ChewingGlass Tees [...]

One of my favorite jokes.
Make a face like somebody farted and look at your friend and say, “Man, it smells like updog in here.”
To which they reply: “What’s updog?”
To which you reply(with a straight face, obvs): “Not much, what’s up with you, dog?”
hahahahaha.
Had to make an updog t-shirt, so now I can just have random [...]

It’s been a little while since we’ve added an original ChewingGlass Tees T-Shirt design. This was inspired by a friend of ours who seems to be trying to bring back the art of the old school hand smacking high five. Similiar to that of The Todd on Scrubs.
So if you aren’t getting enough high fives [...]

In poker – chips come and go. So you shouldn’t worry too much about winning or losing. Poker’s really all about how good you look at the table.

These funny poker shirts should help.
I’m All In Bitches

Nice Hand Fucko

Ship It!

I Love Poker

Dead Money

Whatever you do – just don’t lose the shirt on your back at the [...]

If you’re a poker player you might appreciate this poker t-shirt that I found on CafePress. If you’re not, well, then I don’t really know what to tell you.
I found this ‘Hold’em Definitions’ T-Shirt on CafePress and thought it was worth a mention.
The t-shirt features a graphic that has a definition for the poker term [...]

Here’s a nice selection of poker t-shirts on CafePress. This first one I think is pretty funny – “Good Luck. I hope you come in second.” Isn’t that what you really mean when you wish somebody good luck that you’re competing against!?

And then here’s one you should buy you’re buddy who loves poker but isn’t [...]

Speaking of CafePress, here’s another poker t-shirt from my poker t-shirt shop on CafePress. This is my ‘Fish and ATM‘ t-shirt that is perfect for wearing at the poker table when you’re surrounded by fish and people that lose lots and lots of money at the poker table. Might as well let them know what [...]

I have this t-shirt – the “I have words on my shirt” T-shirt in my CafePress Shop. You can get it in this really comfortable organic cotton t shirt or any number of other styles and colors.