I’ve always found it sad that the Dakotas don’t get along. I don’t think it’s fair that families have been split up and separated by the division between these two states.

It’s time that we started thinking about uniting the Dakotas again into one large, happy and empty state. If we were to do that, perhaps we could then add Canada into the mix as well.

Unite The Dakotas T-Shirt via Congress Clothing

We had a friend ask us where we find all these great t-shirts. We’d love to say that they come to us as visions - but in reality we spend a good portion of our day reading various t-shirt blogs and websites looking for the good stuff that we bring you here.

Here’s a short list of some of the sites that we like to read here at ChewingGlass Tees. Be sure and check them out, because even though we bring you a great amount of funny t-shirts, it really is only a fraction of what’s available out there in the universe. Enjoy!

• Militant Geek - A great geek themed t-shirt blog that I recently found. Some neat finds here.
• The T-Shirt Blog - Exactly what it says it is - a t-shirt blog. A daily stop for us.
• TCritic.com - One of the first t-shirt blogs that we started reading so long ago.
• TRoundUp - Again, another daily read for us here. Always great finds.
• iloveyourtshirt - I love your blog name. I’m jealous. Great design as well.

Of course there are a great many more sites that we browse - I’ll post some more after you’ve had a chance to check these out.

Today we’re featuring a t-shirt for the ladies. Of course, I guess the dudes could wear this one, though it might not help your cause any.

But who are we to judge?

The ‘Everybody Loves An Irish Girl’ T-Shirt from Road Kill T-Shirts is perfect for St. Patrick’s Day, which is just over a month away! You might want to get ready. Order your shirt, practice your shots. Good stuff.

Enough with the Kiss Me I’m Irish T-Shirts. Let’s be serious.

What you really need (and want) is a ‘Blow Me I’m Irish’ T-Shirt. Enough beating around the bush (pun intended). I know I’d have a lot more fun on St. Patrick’s Day with this one.

Now personally, I’m not a big hunter. In fact - I can’t say I’ve done much hunting at all.

Cougar hunting seems like it could be fun though, perhaps a little dangerous. I’ve heard good things from my friends.

So, for all you Cougar Hunters out there, Busted Tees has come up with their ‘Cougar Hunter’ T-Shirt.

Like most people I’ve always been a fan of the underdog, so when the New York Giant’s ended the New England Patriot’s run at a perfect season in the superbowl with their improbable win - I smiled. Just a bit.

I mean who gave the Giant’s any chance? Nobody. What a better story than hearing more about Tom Brady and the Patriot’s and how great they were.

So when I came across the New England Patriot’s ‘18 - 1′ T-Shirt
from Busted Tees I knew I had to have one.

One of the great things about alcohol is that it gives you the power to do things that you might not normally do. Or maybe you would. I don’t know.

T-Shirt Hell has come out with another great t-shirt - the “Buy Me A Drink (Or Fuck My Fat Friend For Free)” T-Shirt. I don’t know if I need to say much more about this t-shirt as it seems to be pretty self explanatory. Good luck.

Sometimes it’s just best to come out and say what you mean.

For example - your best friend shows up to the basketball court in this:

That would be an appropriate time to say: “You’re a dumbass.”

So sometimes you just have to say what you’re thinking. Today’s shirt definitely follows that philosophy - the “I Wish You Were Dead (And Not Just Because I’m a Necrophiliac)” T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. We’ve all thought it. Ok, well maybe not the necrophiliac part. Oh yeah, and for the smart kids who need a definition: Necrophiliac.