I probably spent a good percentage of my youth trying to get past the alligators in Pitfall when I was a kid. This was probably the first video game I was addicted to. Of course, I could only play it over at my cousin’s house as I only had a Commodore 64, not an Atari.
From Nerdy Shirts we bring you the Activision ‘Pitfall’ T-Shirt:

Here’s another t-shirt for the gamer geeks and the stoners - or maybe the stoner gaming geeks. I don’t know. It’s Super Mario smoking a fatty. I’m confused too.
It’s the Super Mario ‘Wiid’ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. Check it out:

Posted on Feb 17, 2008 under Crack Smokin' Tees, Stoner T-Shirts |
The paleontologists love this t-shirt. It’s big in academia. Big like a brontosaurus.
And hey, it’s popular with my stoner friends as well.
From Crack Smokin’ Tees, it’s the ‘I Love Grass’ T-Shirt.

Posted on Feb 15, 2008 under Funny T-Shirts |
Browsing through Flickr today using the search term ‘Funny Shirts’ I came across these gems.

I like that mom is wearing it.

Uh…yeah, I like the stache.

I don’t even know what to say.

Apparently the shirt says: “I’m not gay…but I’d like to be.” Yup.
Perhaps you’re not a fan of green beer. Perhaps little men running around in tights chasing rainbows looking for gold isn’t your thing. Maybe you just don’t like St. Patrick’s Day.
Whatever your silly reason - you might think about sporting the ‘Fuck You You’re Irish’ T-Shirt then from T-Shirt Hell. Or maybe not. Whatever. Fuck you.

We’ve had all sorts of election t-shirts featured here, one of the more popular ones being the ‘Bros Before Hoes’ T-Shirt. So we thought it was time to find some pro-Hillary t-shirts and thanks to our pals over at T-Shirt Hell we think we found a good one.
You can now show your support for Hillary Clinton with the ‘Tits and Ass in 08′ T-Shirt.

If it’s true that green beer is leprechaun pee and I like it, does that make me some sort of sexual freak? Oh wait - never mind, perhaps it was the midgets and goats that did that.
I guess a little green beer/leprechaun pee never hurt anybody.
Another St. Patrick’s Day Shirt from our buddies at Road Kill T-Shirts:
‘Green Beer Is Leprechaun Pee’ T-Shirt

Another Irish St. Patrick’s Day Drinking T-Shirt - this one from T-Shirt Bordello.
‘Irish I Were Drunk’ T-Shirt

Get it? Irish I were drunk? Hah. Funny funny - I wish I could say I never sounded like that but that would be fibbing.
Posted on Feb 12, 2008 under Funny T-Shirts, T-Shirt Hell |
We’ve featured quite a few t-shirts from our friends over at T-Shirt Hell.
Here’s a few of the more popular t-shirts that we’ve featured on ChewingGlass Tees:
Chinese Toys Taste Better T-Shirt

Don’t Tase Me Bro! T-Shirt

Bros Before Hoes T-Shirt

Posted on Feb 12, 2008 under CafePress, Poker T-Shirts |
If you’re a poker player you might appreciate this poker t-shirt that I found on CafePress. If you’re not, well, then I don’t really know what to tell you.
I found this ‘Hold’em Definitions’ T-Shirt on CafePress and thought it was worth a mention.
The t-shirt features a graphic that has a definition for the poker term “Outs.” Defined like this: “The cards left in the deck that will allow me to stick it in your poop chute.” Nice. Roughly translated I think that means their going to stick it in your ass. I don’t know - perhaps I’m wrong.
