In fourth grade I remember playing Oregon Trail in class as a reward for spelling all my words right or getting 2 +2 correct. What a game. It’d be nice if they brought it back.

If they did bring it back I think I could be an Oregon Trail Champion - I always was good at hunting the deer. It did suck when you died of dysentery though.

The Oregon Trail ‘You Have Died of Dysentery’ Funny T-Shirt
is available via Busted Tees.

I remember when I got my first Nintendo. Spending hours on Super Mario - I even had the pad that you could run on for the Olympic Games.

We used to get blisters on our thumbs playing that thing so much. Who knew that gaming would evolve into what it is now.

Nintendo’s ‘Classically Trained’ T-Shirt via Nerdy Shirts.

In poker - chips come and go. So you shouldn’t worry too much about winning or losing. Poker’s really all about how good you look at the table.

These funny poker shirts should help.

I’m All In Bitches

Nice Hand Fucko

Ship It!

I Love Poker

Dead Money

Whatever you do - just don’t lose the shirt on your back at the poker table and you’ll be alright.

I love orange rolls and cinnamon rolls. I mean really, is there anything better in the morning than a nice hot frosted roll?

How bout a big fatty?

Nothing quite like a little wake and bake.

The Wake and Bake T-Shirt
via Busted Tees:

Can you imagine if Hendrix was around to play Guitar Hero or Rock Band? He’d probably be the best ever. Maybe.

I do know this - this is probably the best ever Guitar Hero T-Shirt that I’ve seen. It even has Jimi playing left handed, rocking.

The ‘Jimi Hendrix Guitar Hero’ T-Shirt comes via Nerdy Shirts.

I haven’t seen this one before - thought it was pretty good.

St. Patrick’s Day is quickly creeping up on us. Soon it’ll be the Ides of March and then - green beer and leprechauns. This year you could settle for the standard “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” T-Shirt or perhaps you might want to venture out and see what else is out there.

One of these perhaps.

‘Blow Me, I’m Irish’ T-Shirt

‘Fuck You, You’re Irish’ T-Shirt

‘Irish I Were Drunk’ T-Shirt

‘Green Beer Is Leprechaun Pee’ T-Shirt

‘Everyone Loves An Irish Girl’ T-Shirt

‘Kiss Me I’m Pirish’ T-Shirt

This is what I sound like about halfway through the night on St. Patrick’s Day - ‘Kiss me, I’m pirish…arrr!’

Who has a better time - pirates or the Irish? My guess is it’s a pretty close race - so you might as well combine them.

The ‘Kiss Me I’m Pirish’ T-Shirt comes to us via Snorg Tees.

The internet is for lovers.

For sure.

Oh, and it’s also for 48 year old balding fat men sitting in their tighty whities in front of their computer eating doritoes and pretending to be 17 year old girls from Longview who like the mall and boys and kittens.

But, it’s also for lovers.

‘The Internet Is For Lovers’ T-Shirt from Nerdy Shirts:

I’m sorry, but my hero growing up wasn’t Walter Payton or John Glenn or Sylvester Stallone. Nope. Shoot, it wasn’t even my dad. Because I’m pretty sure my dad couldn’t defuse a ticking bomb before it blew up a soap factory or keep a bus load of kids from falling over the edge of a bridge by using a paper clip, his shoestring, and the spring from a click pen. But MacGyver could. Plus, he probably had one of the best mullets on television. If only I could grow a mullet that fabulous now, I might get all the girls.

From Nerdy Shirts - it’s the ‘MacGyver’ T-Shirt: