‘Voted Best Cock In The State’ T-Shirt
Well, sometimes you just have to come out and say it. I mean – if you win an award like this you probably should let everybody know. I would at least. For sure. If I happened to be voted ‘best cock in the state’ I would definitely wear the ‘Voted Best Cock In The State’ T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.
I don’t know what happened in 2006 – must have been an off year I guess.
When was the last time you walked into a restaurant and didn’t see ‘voted best burger’ or ‘voted best bacon grease’ or something similar. If restaurants can advertise like that – I don’t see any problem with dudes advertising ‘best cock in the state.’
I’m sure the ladies would appreciate knowing this up-front, eh?











