I’ve always enjoyed the concert posters that you can find over at Option-G. I have a few of their unique, limited edition prints on my wall.
So I was really pleased when they started offering some great prints on t-shirts. I especially like this print that comes on an olive green shirt - it’s called Blackbirds and is available via Option-G.
In fourth grade I remember playing Oregon Trail in class as a reward for spelling all my words right or getting 2 +2 correct. What a game. It’d be nice if they brought it back.
If they did bring it back I think I could be an Oregon Trail Champion - I always was good at hunting the deer. It did suck when you died of dysentery though.
The Oregon Trail ‘You Have Died of Dysentery’ Funny T-Shirt
is available via Busted Tees.
I remember when I got my first Nintendo. Spending hours on Super Mario - I even had the pad that you could run on for the Olympic Games.
We used to get blisters on our thumbs playing that thing so much. Who knew that gaming would evolve into what it is now.
Nintendo’s ‘Classically Trained’ T-Shirt via Nerdy Shirts. Cuban cigars
In poker - chips come and go. So you shouldn’t worry too much about winning or losing. Poker’s really all about how good you look at the table.
These funny poker shirts should help.
I’m All In Bitches
Nice Hand Fucko
Ship It!
I Love Poker
Dead Money
Whatever you do - just don’t lose the shirt on your back at the poker table and you’ll be alright.
I love orange rolls and cinnamon rolls. I mean really, is there anything better in the morning than a nice hot frosted roll?
How bout a big fatty?
Nothing quite like a little wake and bake.
The Wake and Bake T-Shirt
via Busted
Tees:
Can you imagine if Hendrix was around to play Guitar Hero or Rock Band? He’d probably be the best ever. Maybe Montecristo cigars.
I do know this - this is probably the best ever Guitar Hero T-Shirt that I’ve seen. It even has Jimi playing left handed, rocking.
The ‘Jimi Hendrix Guitar Hero’ T-Shirt comes via Nerdy Shirts.
I haven’t seen this one before - thought it was pretty good.
St. Patrick’s Day is quickly creeping up on us. Soon it’ll be the Ides of March and then - green beer and leprechauns. This year you could settle for the standard “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” T-Shirt or perhaps you might want to venture out and see what else is out there.
One of these perhaps.
‘Blow Me, I’m Irish’ T-Shirt
‘Fuck You, You’re Irish’ T-Shirt
‘Irish I Were Drunk’ T-Shirt
‘Green Beer Is Leprechaun Pee’ T-Shirt
‘Everyone Loves An Irish Girl’ T-Shirt
‘Kiss Me I’m Pirish’ T-Shirt
This is what I sound like about halfway through the night on St. Patrick’s Day - ‘Kiss me, I’m pirish…arrr!’
Who has a better time - pirates or the Irish? My guess is it’s a pretty close race - so you might as well combine them.
The ‘Kiss Me I’m Pirish’ T-Shirt comes to us via Snorg Tees.
The internet is for lovers.
For sure.
Oh, and it’s also for 48 year old balding fat men sitting in their tighty whities in front of their computer eating doritoes and pretending to be 17 year old girls from Longview who like the mall and boys and kittens.
But, it’s also for lovers.
‘The Internet Is For Lovers’ T-Shirt from Nerdy Shirts:
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